Probably the funniest review of Avatar I've heard to date from my favorite
Color Hater. Still haven't seen it, and I've gotten wildly mixed reviews. Thoughts? (Marcel, I already know you loved it... )

I HATED EVERYTHING, THE STRETCHED EAR THE NATIVE GIRL HAD, THE
PARAPLEGIC MARINE, SIGOURNEY WEAVERS BALLSY 'TUDE', THE GLO-DOTS THAT
ADORNED THE SMUFF MUTANTS, THE PAPYRUS FONT USED FOR SUBTITLES WHEN
THEY WERE SPEAKING NA'VI... DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT SEX SCENE.
SO NO, I DO NOT THINK AVATAR WAS THE BEST FILM OF THE DECADE. OR OF YESTERDAY.
BECAUSE
YESTERDAY I ALSO SAW ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS - THE SQUEAKQUE. AND YES,
IT WAS BETTER. (EVEN THOUGH JASON LEE GOT STUCK IN HOSPITAL FOR THE
WHOLE FILM)